1. You’ve ever had a problem figuring out who you are in old family photos.
2. You’ve ever been greeted by someone you don’t know as if you’re old-time friends.
3. Friends get their memories of you confused with memories of another person. Constantly.
4. You are frequently asked “which one are you?” by even your closest friends.
5. You have a best friend/worst enemy that knows everything about you.
6. You are commanded to stand next to someone for comparison.
7. You have to explain to people that you are not telepathic.
8. You can speak in sync perfectly with another person.
9. You frequently answer questions at the exact same time in the exact same voice as someone else.
10. You pause at the end of your sentences, waiting for someone to finish it.
11. You’ve ever caused someone to exclaim, “OH MY WORD! THERE’S TWO OF YOU!!”
12. You are ready at a moment’s notice to lay your life down for another person.
13. Your relatives think it’s cute if you dress alike.
14. You often get confused by mirrors.
15. You were given matching outfits as children.
16. Growing up, your mom couldn’t walk down the street without strangers stopping her to stare at the ‘two little cuties.’
17. People often don’t call you by name, but instead use the phrase: “One of you” or “whichever one you are”.
18. You are constantly compared to another person. Grades, weight, looks, careers, interests, etc.
19. Planning your birthday involves a lot of compromises.
20. You hear all the lame twin jokes.
~Shortcake and Goomba
The Adventures of Shortcake and Goomba 